queen-of-fallen-angels:

hallowtardis:

I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

Was worth the money.

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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scifantasy:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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So my roommate’s been sick these past couple days and told her mom, who told her dad who for some reason was convinced her symptoms were signs of pregnancy.

She was on the phone with her dad this afternoon explaining how she was NOT pregnant and her boyfriend walks in and shouts: “SHE IS! SHE’S PREGGO!”

furryredfox:

And this is one of my favorite series.

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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sarahseeandersen:

Friendly reminder that I am in fact female.

sarahseeandersen:

Friendly reminder that I am in fact female.

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