americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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An accurate chart of my feelings when I start liking someone.

An accurate chart of my feelings when I start liking someone.

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before it was discovered that the flow of electrons makes electricity and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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Sometimes I lie awake in bed and ponder the implications of stealing my first kiss rather than wait for it to be given to me.

dynastylnoire:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

that time Simba battled a pile of leaves

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Having romantic interest in someone is a surefire way to make the most rational, competent people feel utterly foolish.